Letters to the New World Order: Dear NSA

Have you ever wanted to write a letter to the New World Order?

Well, we are. Letter #2 goes out to our ever-watching friends at the National Security Administration (although they already know that).

Whew. Two down, only 8,741 left to go.

Melissa says, “Once upon a time I fell asleep, and when I woke up, even one of the co-authors of the Patriot Act was shocked at how much illegal spying the National Security Administration was engaged in against the American people. I’m wondering if I can even go to the bathroom by myself at this point. Oh well, I guess it’s not like that $2 billion dollar data hub they built out in the Utah desert on the taxpayers’ dime was going to be used to store excess lawn gnomes. At least the 65 megawatt electricity required to run the place will only cost us $40 million dollars a year. And with over a million square feet, I sure hope they’ve left some extra room out there for all the political dissidents!”