This Is What It’s Like to Get Pulled over for Expired Tags in Police State USA 2015

(Truthstream Media) My friend and coworker at The Daily Sheeple Lily Dane was terrified tonight after police pulled her over for the high crime of expired tags and it turned into a bullying session that lasted over an hour and that apparently required four cop cars and SIX POLICE.

I guess because we have this many officers and not a lot of actual, dangerous crime going on, they’ve got to justify their jobs somehow… This isn’t protecting and serving. It’s extortion.

Although the initial female officer seemed cordial and made the situation out to be no big deal, her male partner decided to turn the situation into a long, drawn-out bullying session and called Lily a criminal because she “broke the law” (as if all laws are equal and someone with expired tags is on par with, say, a rapist or baby killer), even though Lily has no criminal history and had done nothing wrong at that point other than having expired tags (except, perhaps, maybe for speaking out and being politically active against the police state online as an alternative media journalist).

Parody: Ted Cruz for President 2016!!!

(Truthstream Media)

“If you want more of the same… I’m Ted Cruz.”

Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced his campaign for president… gosh darnit hoo diddly, are you excited at all the cheesy electioneering to come?

We decided to make our own Ted Cruz presidential bid video because the one he produced is literally vomit and/or cringe-inducing to the point that we thought it was a parody. Who is buying that ridiculous tripe? Did he actually go get the “In a World” movie trailer guy to do the voice at the end?

LEFT, RIGHT, TEA PARTY: ALL A SHAM FOR THE SAME CONTROLLERS

Our Five-Day Juice Fast Challenge Starts This Weekend!

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Hey guys,

Mel here. Aaron and I have decided that today we would start a juice fast challenge. We plan to continue it for five days, but we are putting up videos about it all weekend long on our official YouTube channel for our sister site, Nutritional Anarchy.

You can read more about our challenge here.

We’ll continually add to the playlist all weekend long and into next week here.

Here’s what’s happened so far:

#PutinIsBack but These #WhereIsPutin Tweets Are Still Hilarious

(Originally published at The Daily Sheeple)

As we all know, the conspiracy theories of Putin’s untimely demise have been put to rest… “Life would be boring without rumors,” Putin said, coming out for the first time in days to respond to the notion he had been offed.

That, however, didn’t stop Twitter from exploding with some hilarious #WHEREISPUTIN memes.

(I can’t decide which one is my favorite, the rainbow unicorn or the militarized hummingbird?)