(Truthstream Media) I know your heart doth plead that in him doth lie a President…
But, sadly, no. Insert dramatic, long drawn-out sighs here –> .
No, Joe will not be running for president after all. No Creepy Uncle Joe jokes or awkward, longer-than-normal hugs coming to the future democratic debates (which Hillary’s camp has pressured the convention to limit to a total of six).
At least he has a non-campaign ad that gives us a glimmer of what might have been:
In other news, Lincoln Chafee has officially dropped out of the Democratic presidential race. If you are like me and have actually been paying attention for five minutes together, you’ll probably go, “Who?”