F-16 Fighter Jets? Hell YEAH! ‘MURICA!!! Which Way to the Mall?!
(Cue the adrenaline surge via motivational music): …VVVRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOM Revvin’ up your engine; Listen to her howlin’ roar; Metal under tension; Beggin’ you to touch and go; Highway to the Danger Zone; Ride into the Danger Zooooooooone… (Driver flashes back to Top Gun; remembers Pentagon/CIA-funded Hollywood propaganda; feels patriotic… reaches for wallet)
According to an ad for a really expensive, awesome watch, your favorite commercial goods come at the hands of the militarized police state. Are you buying? You betcha… Thank a merchant of death and protector against evil doers near you… and don’t forget to shop!