Need any further proof America is turning into a monarchy? Check out all the minders dutifully worshipping the office of the president with a ridiculous 400-lb. mutant gingerbread white house, complete with working replica water fountain.
What’s next, a 500-lb. fruitcake with First Lady Michelle’s face on it? (Five bucks says that after Christmas they give the old gingerbread house to Dick Cheney each year as an offering of appeasement to keep him from going full-on Frankenstein’s monster.)